There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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