Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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