The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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