barbara walters just said penis...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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