Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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