just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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