Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
