if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Someone shit on the floor
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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