You just made me feel so damn special
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
