you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Who died my cat blue again?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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