I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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