Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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