i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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