they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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