Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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