do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
its not stalking. its research.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
