just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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