i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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