Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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