we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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