Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And then my night got REAL pukey
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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