So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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