I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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