So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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