Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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