It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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