Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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