is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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