More tranny stories later!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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