butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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