what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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