we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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