I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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