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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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