when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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