The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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