i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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