never play flip cup with pint glasses
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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