you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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