If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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