How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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