If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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