My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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