my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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