She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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