I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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