god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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