If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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