I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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