my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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