Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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