are you still at the devil's house?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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