hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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