question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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