How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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