she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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