I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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